≡ Menu

Dear Kelly Osbourne…

It’s probably a bad idea to stand that close to a skinny broad like Amy Winehouse. You’ll only make yourself look like a round, little butterball. So scram! Step away from the talented lady, take some pills, and yell at your family or something.

P.S. Big up to Amy; I heard she put on an amazing show at Coachella this weekend. Check out the photos of the show below.


{ 9 comments… add one }

  • Ali_G April 29, 2007, 11:05 am

    It appears as though Kelly is trying to look like her. I am not ok with that.

  • girl_afraid April 29, 2007, 5:37 pm

    amy whineo is too skinny. kelly looks fine.

  • Ta2dMom April 29, 2007, 9:05 pm

    They’re such an odd pairing.

  • Darth Paul April 30, 2007, 4:52 pm

    She’s eyeballing Amy like a canape. Run, yenta, run!!

  • danci April 30, 2007, 5:10 pm

    Kelly looks almost like a young Mama Cass

  • Surreal May 1, 2007, 2:08 am

    I knew I should have let my boyfriend drag me to that Coachella thing.

  • SJ May 1, 2007, 8:12 am

    since when did it become acceptable to stop washing your hair? it’s a rat nest, for god’s sake.

  • Sapce Between Ears May 1, 2007, 10:17 am


  • Lana October 31, 2007, 8:01 am

    To me Kelly Osbourn is pretty sexy.And she has sexy voice,realy sexy…If she was skinny she would probably look stupid.No,realy,she is the way she is.And she realy doesnt care about us people who are justicing about her look so…what a hell?!?!I dont get it,do u?


Leave a Comment