The National Enquirer obtained photos of professional mess Andy Dick allegedly snorting coke at an NYC nightclub on April 24th.

A witness claimed, “Andy dick was a complete mess. He was so out of it that most of the cocaine ended up around his nose rather than in his nose.”

After snorting the drug, observers said he acted like a madman. “He began banging around the place, making a nuisance of himself,” said the source. “Some of the other people on the dance floor were getting pretty worried.”

I know the idea of Andy Dick doing drugs is hard for you to digest, but try to keep your composure–at least he didn’t drink and drive.

4 Responses to “Non-Shocker of the Day: Andy Dick Loves Coke”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    It saddens me when people with kids act like fucking idiots. This guy and Britney and Kate Moss all come to mind right away.
    I mean, if you’re going to go and be a fuckup that’s fine but really, think about your kids first. :(

  2. *sidney* says:

    in related news, I was seen eating a breakfast taco today - with refried beans yet!

  3. HarlowBaby says:

    “Making a nuisance of himself”? He’s Andy Dick! His whole career is based on making a nuisance of himself.

  4. Micah says:

    HAHAHAHA!!!

    seriously that guy has always been such a joke. he should just do himself and everyone else a favor and just off himself already.

    OH!