The pink wrist-band totally looks at home on him. Completely crappy on everyone else, but not on him.

I hate those ludicrous derby hats. But, I can see how you’d encourage somebody that you didn’t *really* want to be that intimate with to wear one. “Yeah, sweetie, wear the gigantic yellow hat. You need to look ‘fabulous’ more than I need to kiss you.”

Okay, how the crap does she not GET IT that she’s sagging all over the place and really doesn’t look good. Just because you paid a Dr. to get rid of pounds and pounds of fat, doesn’t automatically mean you can show off your sagging boobs and whatever that cavernous HOLE is under your arm? Put on something that covers your chest and your arms!

I’m pretty sure she’s wearing my patio umbrella on her head.