According to Paris Hilton, everyone just wants to bang her. The heiress told Harper’s Bazaar that’s the true reason cops pull her over; she claimed police officers routinely pull her over and ask for her number. And it has nothing to do with you speeding down a busy street at night with your headlights off?
In an interview given before she was sentenced to 45 days in jail last Friday, Paris tells Harper’s Bazaar (via the New York Post) that policemen routinely stop her and ask, “What’s your phone number? Want to go out to dinner?” Hilton says she finds the alleged accosting “annoying.”
“I think I get in trouble because of who I am,” says Paris.
Another group of people who want a piece of Paris? Jailhouse lesbians! According to an inmate at the correctional facility where Paris will serve her 45 day jail sentence, butchy broads have that joint on lockdown.
Yesterday a woman visiting her mum at the jail said inmates shower together and a large group of “very masculine lesbians” prey on them. She added: “This place is bad. Paris is not going to make it.”
Denise Chavis, visiting her sister in the jail, warned Paris: “If you act like you’re all high-class and uppity, you’re done.”
Judging from those leaked Blackberry photos of Paris making out with Eglantina Zing a few years ago, jailhouse makeout sessions probably won’t be her first experience with the ladies.

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May 7th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Damn Paris, You’ve got a really high opinion of yourself huh? I highly doubt cops are pulling you over to get with you. They routinely stop people when they’re driving like drunken assholes.
I cannot roll my eyes hard enough at the things she says and does.