Just like millions of other convicts before her, Paris Hilton recently decided to get in touch with her spiritual side. Although she’s never proclaimed a religious affiliation in the past, Paris apparently decided she’s a Catholic.
Photographers caught the criminal heiress attending Sunday services at a Catholic church in Beverly Hills yesterday.
To prove that she’s innocent and stuff, Paris sported a white dress and a somber look on her face.
This is such a convenient time for Paris to find God–she’s scheduled to begin serving her 45 day jail sentence on June 5th.
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May 14th, 2007 at 11:35 am
[...] Paris Hilton mysteriously finds god, but he still won’t save her [...]
May 14th, 2007 at 11:47 am
These pics convinced me she’s a good girl and doesn’t deserve this heinous act of injustice from our unfair legal system; a legal system that benefits the poor and under-educated at the expense of the over-priveleged.
Wait a minute…
Is she holding a pipe in those folded hands? Maybe a pinch-hitter? In church, nonetheless! Jesus Christ…
May 14th, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Paris, just like Arnold, God has more important things to worry about than your, very justified, punishment!
May 14th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
I hope she wore panties to church.
May 14th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
omg. and she has to walk outta there with her hands all in prayer mode. how fucking contrived.
May 14th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
did she give one of the priests head during her confession.? i bet all the weed she is smoking made her really hungry for extra wafers. when you are an amateur porn star, do you get to be a born again virgin?
May 14th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Because of this picture you say she is not guilty???????
Boy….
May 14th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
She wore white to church? Paris probably douched in the holy water.
May 14th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Besides the fact that she’s NOT WEARING A SLIP, her’s & Nickie’s dresses are COMPLETELY INAPPROIATE for church!
Bare shoulders, a mini-sun dress, and WAY too much leg shoein’ on Nic!
May 14th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
there’s another photo of paris (OF COURSE!) walking down the street in this dress, and you can SEE HER PANTIES, as usual.
GET A FREAKIN’ SLIP, YA WHORE!
May 14th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Dear Paris,
I pray to all of the gods that you won’t have to go to jail.
I pray to all of the gods that the jail will be too crowded
to fit you in.
You are sweet and cuddly and cute and you do not deserve to go to jail.
James L. Crum
May 14th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
I don’t buy it for a minute either, but her dress is cute.
May 14th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
Wasn’t she a Kaballah follower back when that was in vogue?
May 14th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
Whoremongers. Casting stones when you should be thankful it’s not you going to prison. Grace is for all, and Jesus would have rather spent time with Paris than any of you losers. Righteousness is a covenant, which Christ fulfilled on the cross. Not ethics or morals, which you guys are holding Paris up to. Turn to God and He will turn to you. It’s that simple. I hope you who dare to judge Paris be judged someday the very same way you are judging her. Faith, thats all it takes. You are so holy yourselves, huh? It’s all of grace you morons. All have fallen short, either my a mile of million miles, there is grace at the table for everyone who partakes.
May 14th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
Uh…Lisa? Fuck off.
May 14th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
Holiest… LMFAO!!
May 14th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Holiest, I did, with your mom.
May 14th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
And Lisa honey? Look up the word “whoremonger,” if you can get that NAIL OUTTA YOUR FUCKIN’ PALM long enough to use your dictionary, that is…
Honey my momma died 35 yrs ago — you one a them Scientology nutcrackers who go to different planets? If you are, can you ask Mommie next time you see her where she left the key to the garden shed…
May 14th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
Lisa honey I was trickin’ you…I am Jesus. I came to tell you to get off celebrity blogs with all your bittery snipin’ and do some prison preachin’…go and start with Paris. Let me know how you do. Over and out…
love
JC
ps: Happy Easter. Oh, what was that? It’s over. Shit. I didn’t get any chocolate…
May 14th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
Paris, doing her bit to swing the priests the other way again, AWAY from the kneeling altarboys …
And yes, her dress is iffy on these pics, and Nicky’s dress …. well, ya can see why they enforce a dresscode in summertime for Italian churches ….
I mean, who DOES her PR? Are they reTARded or what?
Any 12 year old could have told ya that this would do NADA SURF, Zip, zilch, NOThing for her credibily.
May 15th, 2007 at 7:06 am
Uh … you can UNCLASP YOUR HANDS NOW, IDIOT. They’ve got it.
May 15th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Paris has been BORN AGAIN!!! AMEN!!!
May 16th, 2007 at 8:09 am
I think it is hilarious. You have to assume that she is either a total idiot or she has a really wicked sense of humor and is mocking the “establishment”. While there is abundant evidence of the former, I’m leaning towards the latter here. I’d say this is a publicity stunt.
Still, Paris looks fairly sexy here and you can almost imagine she isn’t probably riddled with STDs. Her only purpose for existing as a celeb is to be our fantasy. I think it is a good look and that she should do a porn shoot with her sister at a church…oh wait, they just did.
Lisa, get a grip on your anger. Venting and breathing hellfire is not constructive.
May 16th, 2007 at 8:35 am
OK, fellows. I figured me out. I’m really Paris Hilton. I’ve got a thing for one of the priests and he said I had to walk out of church like this for my penance … and because it was a fantasy of his.
Holiest, don’t laugh about nails in palms until you have received the stigmata … or in this case the stickmama.
Worship me and despair!
thanx,
Lisa of Babylon
May 30th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
if paris has really found jesus, then let her be. if not then let her be. Jesus doesn’t judge you on your reputation or the number of STDs someone has, but he looks at your heart. 1 samuel 16:7 says, “The LORD does not look at the things man looks at. Man looks at the outward appearance, but the LORD looks at the heart.” Jesus doesn’t judge, and neither should we. if paris wants to say that she’s catholic, then let her. her reward or punishment will come on judgement day when we all stand before Jesus.
May 30th, 2007 at 10:58 pm
by the way, i think holiest and lisa should stop fighting. it’s not what jesus would want.
July 4th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
It’s great that Paris is a Catholic and was seeing a Catholic nun. Good for her. If she follows this path, she is on the path of Truth.