Now that Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend Calum Best is back in his native UK, he’s dishing the details of his relationship with Lindsay. Calum reportedly bragged to a friend that when he and Lindsay weren’t fighting in public, they were totally doing it.
According to The People, Calum told friends about Lindsay during a night out the Stereo nightclub in New York this week and a source told the newspaper: “He told me Lindsay’s really insatiable when it comes to sex. [He said] ’she’s dynamite between the sheets… No girl I’ve ever slept with comes close’.”
The source went on to say: “Calum was knocked out by her body. He said she’s got one of the best he’s ever seen with all the curves in the right places. He joked Lindsay loved being on top during sex and controlling the pace but sometimes he felt he needed ear muffs because she screamed so much during sex.
“Calum explained that because Lindsay was so fit he would often find it hard to keep up with her demands. Lindsay likes her sex rough and passionate and Calum says he has the bruises and bumps to prove it.”
“He joked their hotel room would often look like a whirlwind had run through it with sheets torn away from the mattress by the force of their bodies rolling across the bed.”
So is Whats-His-Face going to try to make the relationship last? Um, probably not.“Calum treats her no different to any other conquest even though she is a big Hollywood star. Lindsay’s used to men doing everything she asks and getting her own way but Calum is the exact opposite.”

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May 21st, 2007 at 9:11 am
Uuuum, what the f*@! is wrong with her? Her damn lipstick is all jacked up. HEY coke whore put on the makeup before you start the blow.
May 21st, 2007 at 9:11 am
What is up with the Betty Boop lips? Too much peen?
May 21st, 2007 at 10:19 am
[quote comment="90192"]What is up with the Betty Boop lips? Too much peen?[/quote]
It’s covering her cold sores. Duh.
May 21st, 2007 at 10:39 am
EEEEWWW!!! Didn’t notice it at first…. NASTY!!!
May 21st, 2007 at 11:25 am
scary.
May 21st, 2007 at 11:37 am
Herpes complex or simplex? Maybe triplex…
May 21st, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Wow, he sounds like a real prince. He’s a keeper Hohan. PUKE!
May 21st, 2007 at 4:47 pm
They’ll be a sex tape and some pictures soon. Stay tuned!!!
May 21st, 2007 at 5:26 pm
I want to feel her up 9th grade style.