Is Jessica Simpson wearing a fake nose in this photo? Seriously. [WW]

• Dear Lord, someone let Anthony Kiedis impregnate them. [CP]
• Scarlett Johansson looks hot in her new Louis Vuitton ad campaign. [INO]
• Mischa Barton stepped closer to the D-list on Tuesday when she had a catfight with D-list queen Victoria Silverstedt at a party in Cannes. [DH]
• Paris Hilton hit up a local Blockbuster this week and, not surprisingly, she chose a movie called “Innocent.” [CS]
• Mike Tyson scared the shit out of some birds at Urth Café on Wednesday. [EB]
• Kelly Clarkson topped herself in finding the world’s most unflattering outfit for the American Idol finale. [WLC]
• Nicole Richie pointed out the male erogenous zones in this clip from the Simple Life. [SOW]
• Someone still apparently cares about Michael Jackson; the Prince of Brunei reportedly offered $10 million to the singer for him to appear at his birthday party. [Yeeeah] 
• The trailer for Michael Moore’s upcoming film “Sicko” is now available on-line. [Popoholic]
• Amy Winehouse’s parents are reportedly bummed about her quickie marriage to that dude. I wonder how they feel about her lack of dental hygiene? [Celebitchy]
• Goddamn, Salma Hayek is huge. [DS]
• Beyonce is jealous of her equally-unfortunately named sister, Solange. [AIW]
• Why is Lindsay Lohan out getting gas at 4:30 am? [CS]

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