Note to Jessica Simpson: dudes don’t like creepy stalkers. Jess learned this the hard way last weekend while following Leonardo DiCaprio around a party at Cannes.

Jessica Simpson was at an exclusive party on a private yacht after the Vanity Fair party at the Hotel Du Cap Saturday night, but she wasn’t fitting in with fellow guests. The part-time girlfriend of John Mayer “spent the whole night following Leonardo DiCaprio around like a lost puppy,” said our source. “He just seemed freaked out and kind of ignored her.”

Maybe it was the weird, puffy lips?

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2 Responses to “Jessica Strikes Out with Leonardo DiCaprio”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    Good for you, Leo. Stay away from her. If you deal with Jessica, you also have to deal with her creepy Papa Joe and NOBODY wants that.
    But, you feel free to stop by my house anytime you want ;).

  2. georgina says:

    Gosh, Jessica must really be out of her mind to think she could hook up with an A-lister like Leo. He deals with enough craziness in the business he’s in so he doesn’t need a kook like her in his life.Someone sane and gorgeous like me haha!