According to E!, Lindsay Lohan is currently udergoing a detox program to help her kick drugs and alcohol. Super-powerful painkiller OxyContin is reportedly among the drugs she’s attempting to kick.

Lindsay checked into the Promises rehab facility on Monday, following her drunk driving accident. Her crazy-ass father, Michael Lohan, said he hopes she will undergo faith-based counseling.

“I spoke to the people treating Lindsay, because I wanted to make sure she was getting the right care,” said Michael, who is studying to be a drug rehab counselor with the faith-based addiction recovery organization Teen Challenge. “And I’m satisfied they are doing the right thing for her, helping her detox from the painkillers and things. That’s a very important step.”

Some reports suggested a fight with her lov-ah Samantha Ronson triggered her downward spiral last weekend. Friends of the two broads claimed Samantha is upset Lindsay will not publicly acknowledge her as her girlfriend.

5 Responses to “Lindsay In ‘Intensive Detox’”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    Sure, blame the secret lesbian girlfriend!
    Maybe this time it’ll work.

  2. Topher says:

    Intensive Detox = Switching to beer and wine only.

  3. DickieV says:

    Hopefully “intesive detox” = cold turkey.

  4. Mr_Alyk says:

    What the fuck is keeping Tom Cruise so busy he can’t take on a high-profile Scientology-style detox & recovery case? Jesus, what kind of fair-weather friend is that?

  5. Anonymous says:

    [quote comment="91947"]Hopefully “intesive detox” = cold turkey.[/quote]
    wild turkey.