Mischa Barton reportedly called ex-boyfriend Cisco Adler after being admitted to the hospital on Memorial Day, much to the chagrin of her parents, who can’t stand the long-haired hippie.

The former “OC” actress got messed up on antibiotics and alcohol at Nicole Richie’s party, and had to be rushed to the hospital for “an allergic reaction.” According to witnesses in the ER, Mischa arrived at the hospital via ambulance in a “state of undress.”

Barton’s parents met her at the hospital. “They were angry about her condition,” says a spy. “When they left the room, she ran to the phone and tried to call Cisco Adler,” whom she supposedly broke up with several months ago.

It’s no secret that Barton’s parents are not the biggest fans of the hard-partying rocker best known to Internet surfers for his dangling participles.

“Her dad came back into the room, and heard Mischa deliriously saying, ‘Cisco,’ ” says our source. “Her dad freaked out. She put the phone down, but he yelled at the staff about letting her use the phone.”

Doctors gave Mischa some IV fluids and sent her home. She’s now apparently fully recovered, and flying to Russia to begin work on a new movie.

4 Responses to “Mischa Barton Still Retarded for Cisco’s Balls”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    Really? What is it about this guy? He’s soooooooo gross. With his nasty, greasy hair and his low hanging speed-bag balls. PUKE

    And CocoabutteR, you better not leave another picture of him in my journal :P. That was gross! You freaked out my friends ;)

  2. KikiBH says:

    He looks better than she does in this picture. WTF is up with those boots?

  3. CocoabutteR says:

    He should be careful wearing those shorts. He wouldn’t want one of his scrotum to get a sunburn.

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