Lindsay Lohan received her first visitor at the Promises rehab clinic in Malibu yesterday, and she was totes excited to see them. Was it her mom, Dina? Her alky dad, Michael? No, it was her bodyguard, Jaz.

Lindsay scooped him up in a hug like something out of “Against All Odds,” despite the fact that she was in her first week of detoxing. You would think she wouldn’t have the energy to get out of bed, let alone practically dry hump some dude.

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4 Responses to “Eff You, Mom & Dad”
  1. mamet says:

    Staying away from her parents is probably the best thing she could do.

  2. CocoabutteR says:

    Jaz?

    What the fuck, is he an American Gladiator?

  3. agent bedhead says:

    Holy crap. I’m actually happy for Lindsay Lohan.

  4. Ta2dMom says:

    [quote comment="94302"]Staying away from her parents is probably the best thing she could do.[/quote]

    You speak the truth.