News of the World douched Lindsay Lohan again (remember the restroom cocaine pics?): the tab obtained photos of Lindsay taken at a house party four months ago brandishing a knife. What was she doing with a knife? Being hardcore, I guess.

The drugs-crazed 20-year-old wild child is captured holding a KNIFE to a friend’s throat at a party.

The pal is also pictured sliding another blade down the Mean Girls star’s breast as Lindsay slips her own knife into her mouth in a chilling game.

A source told us: “These photos are very worrying. Lindsay is so out of control. She should not be left within a million miles of a knife. The states Lindsay gets herself into she is lucky to be alive.”

The tab claimed Lindsay has been doing some major blabbing since entering into the Promises rehab clinic last week. Lindsay reportedly put some of her famous friends on blast.

PARIS HILTON: “In one of her group meetings she yelled that her friend Paris was a coke whore and couldn’t believe how stupid she’d been driving while banned. She said, ‘Paris thinks she’s above everyone. She’s not. Paris is a stupid cow and deserves what she gets’.”

NICOLE RICHIE: Next she scathingly attacked actress Nicole. “She saw a woman who is bulimic and said, ‘She’s like Nicole. What problems does Nicole have? The girl just needs to eat. Period’.”

CALUM BEST: Our source said Lindsay was devastated after it was revealed her 25-year-old boyfriend had been caught enjoying a drug-fuelled romp with two hookers. Our source said: “Since then she has begun to self-destruct even more. When she was told what he had done with those prostitutes she broke down and cried, ‘I thought he loved me.’
 
“He still hasn’t bothered to get in touch with her. She thought Calum might become her rock but sadly he has just continued his wild ways without her. That’s torn her apart.”

He’s not that hot, boo, don’t let it get you down. Plus, homeboy looks absolutely rife with VD.

8 Responses to “Knives & Coke Go Together Like Rama Lama Ka Dinga Dong”
  1. Surreal says:

    She looks so fucked up in the second picture.

  2. CocoabutteR says:

    I think she’s kind of hot in the second picture.

    …but I think chicks who’re roofied up are kind of hot.

  3. Mr_Alyk says:

    [quote comment="94398"]
    …but I think chicks who’re roofied up are kind of hot.[/quote]

    I agree wholeheartedly!

    And it’s the only way I could bag a chick ten years younger and a universe hotter than me. That stuff is more effective than Barry White, satin sheets, and a case of Schlitz.

  4. Joanna says:

    Is that Vanessa Minnillo with her? Ew

  5. Alyk says:

    [quote comment="94707"]Is that Vanessa Minnillo with her? Ew[/quote]

    You know, at first I didn’t think it was, but earlier today I saw photos of Vanessa wearing that same outfit, so maybe it is?

  6. Ta2dMom says:

    Ooooh, look how hot we are with our kitchen knives.
    Perhaps a switchblade would’ve looked better ;).

  7. Misty says:

    Looks like residue on the blade of that knife. I wonder what they were cutting????

  8. Not a Teacher says:

    The knife Lindsay is holding looks like a bread knife–they’re not particularly sharp and you’ll notice that she’s holding the top part towards the other girl’s throat and not the cutting edge. The “residue” looks like bread crumbs to me, but they were still probably coked up or at least drunk when the pics were taken.