Goddamn, bitch, stop doing notable shit so I can stop writing about yo ass!

Ok, so Paris Hilton turned herself over to jail authorities late Sunday evening. Paris’ attorney picked her up at her parent’s home around 10:30 pm, and drove her to the Men’s Central jail in downtown Los Angeles, in order to avoid the paparazzi crush. Authorities then drove her to the Lynwood Correctional Facility for her to begin serving her 23 day jail sentence.

Earlier in the evening, Hilton left her house for the MTV Music Awards. After appearing on the red carpet, Hilton went to her parents’ house for a brief time, then left with her lawyer to face the music.

Law enforcement officials tell TMZ the plans for Paris have changed. Although they have pre-screened a woman who was designated her cell mate, for the time being Hilton will be in solitary 23 out of 24 hours every day. The one hour that she’s out, she’s not really out. Hilton will be allowed to shower, use a phone and watch TV in a small pod adjacent to her cell.

Paris’ lawyer just released a statement to TMZ from Hilton: “I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks, I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes.”

Hilton added, “This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence.”

How odd to go straight from the MTV awards directly to jail. Paris clearly took a page from Snoop Dogg’s playbook.

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