According to Celebrity Babylon, those wacky “knife play” photos of Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo were stolen by the paparazzi out of Lindsay’s car.

Lindsay was reportedly having lunch at the Ivy when some ass nicked her camera out of the back of her Mercedes. Because he was a gentleman, he quickly downloaded the photos, and put the camera back into her car.

“Those photos were stolen by a paparazzi when Lindsay went to The Ivy for lunch,” says our snitch, who worked, until very recently, for the agency distributing and profiting from the stolen photos, X17. The insider tells Celebrity Babylon EXCLUSIVELY, “[The photog] waited until the valet parked her car [the infamous Mercedes convertible] and then reached inside, took her camera that was just laying on the seat, downloaded the photos on to his laptop hard drive, and put the camera back. By the time the valet brought Lindsay’s car around, everything was just the way it was when she got out, and she had no clue what had happened.” With all of the controversy going around Lindsay’s trip back to rehab, her friends and family selling her out, it was the perfect time to release the shocking and old photos into the marketplace. “She has so many troubles, what’s she going to do, sue? It’s like kicking someone when they’re down — way down.”

Well, thank God I’m not a celebrity: all of my knife play photos are safely tucked away in the backseat of my car too, and I would hate if they were made public.

9 Responses to “Lindsay Straight Up Douched by Paparazzi”
  1. Ace says:

    If this is true, this is really raw and mildly to highly illegal. Can’t a girl just play with knives with her hot friend in peace?

  2. mmmm says:

    It’s just some random pics of them pretending to slice each others throats. What’s so entertaining about that?

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  4. tam says:

    Lohan is soo sly and sneaky, the bitch probably “placed” the camera back there before going to the ivy JUST to tarnish the rep of another “innocent” girl. A.k.a VANESSA MinIllo

  5. Ta2dMom says:

    If the guy did take them, yeah, that sucks but, who the fuck leaves a camera laying on the backseat of their convertible? Only a celebrity who wants the pictures released for more publicity.

  6. RT says:

    Are you people that stupid? Her mercedes convertible is a 2 seater! There is no backseat! This is a crock of bull! And to think you braniacs fell for it!

  7. sexytime says:

    um.. it actually doesn’t say backseat anywhere in the quoted article. it says seat. and it also doesn’t say the top was down… it’s possible the window was cracked, or that the valet left the door unlocked (or that the valet helped the pap steal…)

    anyway, you know you’ve left important stuff in your car before — laptop, ipod, work papers etc. just because lindsay’s a celebrity doesn’t mean that she wouldn’t also leave something like a camera in her car while just grabbin’ lunch. just sayin

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  9. Anonymous says:

    weren’t these taken last summer though? why would you have pics on your card that old?