Tennis star Serena Williams hit up Miami Beach with her random boyfriend this weekend, rocking a black bikini and a cute Birkin bag.

Although I love Serena and think she’s a hot bitch, she absolutely frightens me. I can actually visualize her crushing my skull with her massive man-thighs, and I can’t get that image out of my head whenever I see her lately.

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7 Responses to “Serena Williams Could Kick Your Ass”
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  3. Anonymous says:

    tony soprano would say… aooooooooooo…

  4. Nomi says:

    Death by snoo-snoo, for realz.

  5. Ta2dMom says:

    God Damn, that’s a badonkadonk!
    She could totally kick my ass. I’m not ashamed to say it.

  6. yumchen says:

    She is amazing. I love love love her body. She could kick my ass any day of the week.

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