
Paris Hilton drew this self-portrait for her new BFF’s at TMZ, showing herself watching Larry King behind bars. As if that wasn’t disturbing enough, she included a hand-written note, which featured fucking hearts dotting the “i’s.”
In case you didn’t already know, Paris is actually 26 years old, not 9 years old.
P.S. Why is the handle on the payphone shaped like a penis?


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June 26th, 2007 at 11:18 am
She forgot to draw in her wonkey eye!
June 26th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
[quote comment="104331"]She forgot to draw in her wonkey eye![/quote]
Goddamn, woman! That’s cold.
It’s also true- she forgot the wonky eye.
June 26th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
[...] Paris Hilton draws up a self portrait - CW [...]
June 26th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Jesus. If someone deserves CJD, it’s that ‘woman.’