Paris Hilton drew this self-portrait for her new BFF’s at TMZ, showing herself watching Larry King behind bars. As if that wasn’t disturbing enough, she included a hand-written note, which featured fucking hearts dotting the “i’s.”

In case you didn’t already know, Paris is actually 26 years old, not 9 years old.

P.S. Why is the handle on the payphone shaped like a penis?

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4 Responses to “Paris Hilton: Artiste”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    She forgot to draw in her wonkey eye!

  2. Mr_Alyk says:

    [quote comment="104331"]She forgot to draw in her wonkey eye![/quote]

    Goddamn, woman! That’s cold.

    It’s also true- she forgot the wonky eye.

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  4. Darth Paul says:

    Jesus. If someone deserves CJD, it’s that ‘woman.’