Lindsay Lohan’s crazy, alky daddy Michael reportedly claimed in court documents that his estranged wife, Orange Oprah, used cocaine while pregnant with Lindsay. Michael claimed Orange Oprah felt that the coke “sharpened her talents.”

In court documents related to the Lohans’ divorce, Michael stated: “During our courtship, my wife abused cocaine on a regular basis. She would fly into fits of rage… and while my wife was pregnant with our oldest child, Lindsay, she would travel regularly to Flushing, Queens, in order to purchase cocaine.

“My wife has always rationalized her use of cocaine by saying that ‘it sharpens her talents’”

I wasn’t aware Orange Oprah had any talents? Well, other than being deeply tanned and speaking in a husky man-voice… I guess those could be considered talents.

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4 Responses to “Crack Babies Are Cute”
  1. Surreal says:

    I don’t really consider him a credible source for information but I so would not be surprised if this were true.

  2. Ta2dMom says:

    [quote comment="104822"]I don’t really consider him a credible source for information but I so would not be surprised if this were true.[/quote]

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  3. claire booth luce says:

    It’s like a little too late now dad. You should have called the cops and turned her in while it was happening., and let the authorities do something with Mom until she gave birth, but better late than never to warn Lindsay what she is dealing with and choosing for a confident and to guard over her sibblings too.

  4. reprezenn says:

    sharpened her talents for her fabricated rockettes job. yah!