• The always-genius Pretty On the Outside re-imagines Paris Hilton at the beach. [POTO]
  • Al Gore’s alky-druggie son got busted again. [SOW]
  • Cheesy magician Criss Angel released a statement about the Cameron Diaz situation. [WW]
  • Hilary Duff is gross. [GB]
  • Hayden Panettiere celebrated the 4th of July in Washington, D.C. (Holla, Kiki!) [DS]
  • Dave Matthews wife gave birth to another hippy baby. [WLC]
  • Mischa Barton is happy without Cisco Adler’s saggy balls in her life. [GH]
  • A few Emmy contenders were leaked. [Celebitchy]
  • Jessica Simpson might be hooking up with Dane Cook again. [Dlisted]
  • Katie Holmes is influential? [HM]
  • Please do not forget: Clay Aiken is 100% heterosexual, OK? [CS]

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