
Although we assumed that Britney Spears’ new boyfriend was that dark-haired dude she’s been hanging out with lately, we were apparently wrong: the dark-haired Neanderthal dude is her bodyguard. The new boyfriend is a fug older dude with light hair.
John Sundahl, who was sweet enough to give an exclusive interview with the National Enquirer, claimed he met Britney at an AA meeting two months ago, and the pair have dated exclusively ever since.
The 38 year old real estate developer and AA counselor said Britney stuck by his side when he was in the hospital recently with an obstructed bowel. How romantic is that?
“We are dating right now. I mean she is not moving in or anything but we are dating. It is serious.”
“We live fairly close to each other. I go to her house…It is not something we have been hiding. She joked and told the tabloids we might be dating when she was asked directly about me.”
Sundahl also claimed Britney has not overcome her issues with alcohol; he described her as a “practicing alcoholic.”
He’s such a dreamboat, y’all!

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July 6th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
shes also a practicing mother
July 7th, 2007 at 12:18 am
[quote comment="109708"]shes also a practicing mother[/quote]
Quote of the year right there!
Who are you Oh anonymous poster with the best line ever?
July 7th, 2007 at 2:28 am
OMG , this man to old for britney …
July 7th, 2007 at 10:50 am
[quote comment="109844"]OMG , this man to old for britney …[/quote]
age is nothing but a number.
July 25th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
If you read about this John Sundahl in Forbes magazine he is worth about $650,000,000. That makes him pretty hott girls!
July 27th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Britney you messed up. I read about John Sundahl in Forbes magazine. The guy is worth about $680,000,000. I hope the bodyguard is worth it!
September 8th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
John Sundahl is my AA sponsor. I am here to say he is a very sweet, kind man that devotes a great deal of time to help folks in recovery. The tabloid scum bags have mis-reported this story big time.
October 2nd, 2007 at 5:01 pm
John Sundahl was 100% correct that Britney Spears needed to move back to Kentwood and get well for the two kids she has. Britney has a problem listening to anyone. She employees all YES people that tell her she is great and has no problems. Well I guess her kids being taken away is some serious shock therapy that could have been avoided. Congratulations to John and Torrie on the beautiful wedding last week. Blessing to you both.
January 21st, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Johns biggest mistake was treating Britney well. He should have cheated on her and spent her cash instead of being a gentleman.