Britney rolled up to a Malibu gas station yesterday (bra-less, of course) to use the public restroom. She was without her trademark headband, but was accompanied by her new constant companion, who appears to be the “pornstache” bodyguard from last year.
No one has really been able to correctly identify him yet, but if he is indeed Pornstache, he’s had one hell of a makeover.



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July 10th, 2007 at 7:31 pm
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July 10th, 2007 at 9:17 pm
How can extensions get so greasy?!
July 11th, 2007 at 12:55 am
hmm the bodyguard was kinda hotter when he was a 70s porn star.
July 11th, 2007 at 12:58 am
she looks like jonathan davis. ugh

July 11th, 2007 at 1:33 am
Fucking whatever. Can’t we get thru a DAY without knowing her every move? I know some sites had a Paris Hilton-free day, or week. Why not Brit, hmmm? They’re both equally as (un)interesting. And yes, I DO recognize that I am feeding into it by commenting instead of silently letting it all pass by….
July 11th, 2007 at 9:14 am
Hello, Britney, you’re trash, I can see your nipple through your shirt, and I don’t just mean because they’re standing at attention, I can actually see the areola because that’s a THIN shirt.
You seriously need to just go away. And if you’re not going to do that, at least hire a stylist so we don’t have to be subjected to shit like this on a daily basis.
July 12th, 2007 at 10:29 am
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July 17th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
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July 19th, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Ya’ll need to chill out.
If you don’t want to look at her, why are you here?
I think Brit is beautiful.
And, she always will be.
She’s a person too.
Just because she got some fame, doesn’t make her any less of a person.
July 28th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Good lord that woman uses public restrooms more often than a $2 hooker.
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