Ooo wee, girl, time to see if Leonardo DiCaprio is single again.

All’s not well with Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady. While the two have put up a happy front for the cameras, and his family is even said to be flying out to Italy to spend time at the villa in Rome she recently acquired, our spies say Bundchen is upset that Brady’s ex, Bridget Moynahan, is due to give birth to Brady’s son on Friday, Bundchen’s birthday. The tension has grown so intense that the couple fought openly in front of hotel guests in Napa while staying at the five-star Auberge du Soleil.

Gisele and Tom have only been together since December, so it really wouldn’t be the end of the world if they split, right? Sounds like it just wouldn’t be putting up with the baby-mama-drama.

14 Responses to “Sucks To Be Gisele Bundchen”
  1. Petite says:

    That’s gotta burn!

  2. Petite says:

    I hate to make fun of her, but LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HER FEET!

    If Paris gets crap, so should she! Those have got to be 11’s!

  3. Anonymous says:

    Gisele is perfection. Paris is not. Your comparison is rejected.

  4. Ta2dMom says:

    Ahahaha, that’s what you get when you steal a man away from his pregnant girlfriend. The pregnant girlfriend gets her revenge by having your boyfriends baby on YOUR BIRTHDAY! Hahaha!
    (not that I only blame her Tom’s a douche for this too but hahaha, Go Bridget!)

  5. re says:

    i think gisele is quite a few inches taller than paris, so i guess it doesnt look as out of proportion as paris’ feet look

  6. Celebrity Smack! Celebrity Gossip Blog and Entertainment News Site » Blog Archive » Smack Links says:

    [...] Gisele Bundchen pissed that Tom Brady’s baby is scheduled to be delivered on her birthday. Bridget Moynahan is no dummy..heh. (CWS) [...]

  7. Anonymous says:

    actually, shes 5 ft 11 and wears a size 7 shoe
    paris is 5 ft 8 and wears a size 7’s shoe box

  8. Enmity says:

    ugh what’s with her nose in that last picture, she looks like sandra bernhard?

  9. Bridget rocks says:

    It sucks to be Gisele…but it rocks BIGTIME to be Bridget Moynahan. What a SMARTIE - hope the baby gets her brains!

  10. Jinxy McDeath says:

    Possibly the best F U Bridget could do to upset Gisele and Tom.
    Looks like Tom’s family will be disinvited to the christening now that they are palatial mansion visiting in Rome. Caio!

  11. mike hunt says:

    That’s a man, baby!!!

    Seriously, Gizhelle Buttchin is so very fug in the face. What a nasty-ass slag this tranny douche is. Fuck ‘er!

  12. Anonymous says:

    [quote comment="112261"]ugh what’s with her nose in that last picture, she looks like sandra bernhard?[/quote]

    if sandra looked anything like that, i’d bang her in a new york minute.

  13. reprezenn says:

    tom brady you lucky basterd

  14. Nomi says:

    I assume Bridget’s having a c-section?

    Fucking hilarious. I love it.