• Paris Hilton snagged herself a new caveman-looking boyfriend. [WLC]
• Jon Lovitz finally accomplished something: he kicked Andy Dick’s ass. [CS]
• Madonna’s adoption saga continues. [Celebitchy]
• Kim Kardashian hit up the beach. [JIYH]
• Bummer: David Beckham doesn’t want the other Spice Girls staying at his LA home. [SOW]
• Megan Fox took her shitty tattoos to London. [DS]
• Pete Doherty got a ticket for littering as he exited rehab this week. Gosh. [RR]
• Victoria Beckham doesn’t want to be friends with Paris Hilton. [GB]
• Ashley Tisdale slips a nip. Too bad I don’t know who the hell she is. [CNW]
• Donald Trump is planning a celebrity version of The Apprentice. [CC]
• Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman are not divorced yet. [INO]
• Oh, Teri Hatcher. [CS]

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