Paris Hilton sure seems to enjoy Mary-Kate Olsen’s sloppy seconds: shortly after Mary-Kate broke up with Stavros Niarchos, Paris swooped in and began a long-term relationship with him. Since calling it quits, Paris has a new conquest: 21 year old Tyler Atkins. Strangely, he was familiar with Mary-Kate before meeting Paris.

“Last summer he was trying to get with Mary-Kate,” a source tells 24Sizzler.com. “One night she walked into Hyde [nightclub in L.A.], and she saw him holding hands with another girl. Mary-Kate was angry and she stopped speaking with him altogether.”

Tyler, says the source, was devastated at MK’s reaction: “He was so upset about it,” the source says of Tyler, who’s a regular at clubs like Winston’s, Les Deux and Parc. MK seems to have bounced back, though, by dating Max Snow.

God, I hope this news doesn’t cause Mary-Kate to start a binge and purge-fest.

 

4 Responses to “Mary-Kate Olsen & Paris Hilton Share Herpes”
  1. Darth Paul says:

    Fortunately for MK, the Parisite is going after her men, not the other way around.

  2. Ta2dMom says:

    Are there no good looking guys for them to date anymore? They all look like homeless cavemen or something. Yuck!

  3. Renae says:

    Not trying to be mean, but that was a tad bit too harsh with the binge and purge joke… That’s serious, not a joke… It’s a serious mental disorder, despite how society makes it out to be…

  4. Sam from Riverdale says:

    Why don’t we start an SKANK death watch:
    Let’s bet on which one of this pin cushions is gonna join Chris Farley first:

    Olson Twins 4 to 1
    Paris Hilton 3 to 2
    Nicky Hilton 15 to 1
    Brit Spears even money
    Lin Lohan 5 to 4
    Hil Duff 75 to 1
    Jes Beil 50 to 1
    Kim Stewart 5 to 1
    D Barrymore 3 to 1
    Bij Phillips 2 to 1
    Dak Fanning 25 to 1
    Nic Richie 6 to 5
    The field 10 to 7

    Let’s get this game going. . .