• I’m beginning to suspect Pamela Anderson doesn’t own pants. [DS]
  • Gnarls Barkley prepare a new disc. [ASL]
  • Michael Vick is a huge a-hole and I hope he goes to prison for a very long time. [CS]
  • Is Joel Madden Nicole Richie’s baby-daddy? Maybe not, bitch gets around. [Celebitchy]
  • Dave Chappelle landed in the E.R. this weekend suffering from “exhaustion.” Exhaustion actually means “$500,000 crack party.” [GH]
  • Jessica Alba enjoys Florence, Italy. [CS]
  • Could this be a snippet of Britney Spears’ new single “Get Back”? It just sounds like a ghetto version of Pac Man to me. [JIYH]
  • Lily Allen has three nipples. Fact. [CNW]
  • Sting was ordered to pay up to his former chef. [GB]
  • Jodie Sweetin is meth-free, y’all! [RR]
  • Kevin Federline is reportedly looking for a gig at a radio station. [WW]
  • Adam Sandler and Matzoball do Letterman. [WLC]

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