Oh hey, Suri. [DS]

• What does Lindsay Lohan think of Scarlett Johansson? “Ugly, fat, and has no talent.” Well, at least Scarlett isn’t going to be ugly, fat, talentless and in jail. [AIW]
• Note to OJ Simpson: live call-in shows are probably not a good idea, as the public finds you completely repulsive. [GH]
• Whoopi Goldberg will replace Rosie O’Donnell on ‘The View.’ Holla. [Celebitchy]
• Jessica Alba chills at the drugstore. [DH]
• Kirsten Dunst still looks like a hobo. [CS]
• Let’s remember the good old days: Lindsay Lohan in a bikini while wearing an alcohol-monitoring bracelet. [Grumpiest]
• Chris O’Donnell’s wife is pregnant with their fifth child. Jeez louise. [GB]
• Hayden Panettiere + bikini. [JIYH]
• Goldie Hawn in a bikini = do not want. [SOW]
• Is Angelina Jolie headed to rehab? Probably not, but Star Magazine would like us to think so. [WW]
• How does Debbie Harry maintain her “youthful” appearance? Sheep embryos, of course. [CNW]
• Britney Spears’ cousin Alli Sims spoke out about Brit’s awesome parenting skillz. [CS]
• LA Galaxy fans are ready for David Beckham to go back home to the UK. [RC]
• Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal appear to be back on. [JCC]
• Check out the “El Cantante” premiere. [GTS]

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