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Britney Attempting International Comeback


I suppose since her “comeback” concerts in the US failed miserably, Britney Spears is ready to take her act across the pond: the singer reportedly told friends she would like to move to London for a few months and perhaps do a couple secret, intimate performances for fans.

According to the Daily Star, Spears hopes to spend some time in the British capital away from the US media and family members, who have been pressurising her to get help. Spears is reportedly planing to stay at the Covent Garden Hotel, and plans to check in under the alias of Marilyn Monroe.

A source reveals to the Daily Star: “Britney can’t wait to spend some time away in London and away from family members who have been fussing about her. And she would love to lay on a secret gig for around 60 fans.”

Dear Great Britain: you can keep her! Thanx! Love, America.  


{ 11 comments… add one }

  • Nomi August 7, 2007, 10:49 am

    She reminds me of this older tranny with mental problems that used to come into the Goodwill store I worked out in college.

  • Nomi August 7, 2007, 11:59 am

    [quote comment="117278"]She reminds me of this older tranny with mental problems that used to come into the Goodwill store I worked out in college.[/quote]

    Worked [I]at[/I] in college…Sheesh. I think reading Courtney’s blog hurt my brain.

  • Ta2dMom August 7, 2007, 1:52 pm

    2 words TRAIN WRECK.
    Seriously, at this point, I can’t even come up with anything new.
    And using the name Marilyn Monroe? BLASPHEME coming from that trailer trash idiot!

  • newfgirl August 7, 2007, 1:58 pm

    Love the ass and back sweat in the 3rd pic… EEEWWW!!!

  • gageenae August 7, 2007, 3:12 pm

    Is the dog’s back foot bandaged up?

  • HelenSparkles August 7, 2007, 4:26 pm

    We don’t want her here! (The UK!)

  • Not a Teacher August 7, 2007, 7:46 pm

    Sorry, Sparkles…we took the Beckhams, you get Britney–it’s only fair! :)

  • Ashley August 7, 2007, 11:50 pm

    Is she strangling the dog?

  • AmyD August 8, 2007, 12:47 am

    I love how it’s going to be for “60 fans”. That’s probably all the London airport Hilton’s karaoke bar will hold…..

  • Anonymous August 8, 2007, 7:54 am

    The dog has shoes on dumb ass!

  • jenny August 8, 2007, 2:46 pm

    I love her back and butt sweat too. She looks pretty thin, but she is also getting a funked up meth face. Maybe she has some low-class redneck suburbia issues that we haven’t discovered yet. It would answer some questions as to why she does what she does.

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