I suppose since her “comeback” concerts in the US failed miserably, Britney Spears is ready to take her act across the pond: the singer reportedly told friends she would like to move to London for a few months and perhaps do a couple secret, intimate performances for fans.
According to the Daily Star, Spears hopes to spend some time in the British capital away from the US media and family members, who have been pressurising her to get help. Spears is reportedly planing to stay at the Covent Garden Hotel, and plans to check in under the alias of Marilyn Monroe.
A source reveals to the Daily Star: “Britney can’t wait to spend some time away in London and away from family members who have been fussing about her. And she would love to lay on a secret gig for around 60 fans.”
Dear Great Britain: you can keep her! Thanx! Love, America.
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August 7th, 2007 at 10:49 am
She reminds me of this older tranny with mental problems that used to come into the Goodwill store I worked out in college.
August 7th, 2007 at 11:59 am
[quote comment="117278"]She reminds me of this older tranny with mental problems that used to come into the Goodwill store I worked out in college.[/quote]
Worked [I]at[/I] in college…Sheesh. I think reading Courtney’s blog hurt my brain.
August 7th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
2 words TRAIN WRECK.
Seriously, at this point, I can’t even come up with anything new.
And using the name Marilyn Monroe? BLASPHEME coming from that trailer trash idiot!
August 7th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Love the ass and back sweat in the 3rd pic… EEEWWW!!!
August 7th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Is the dog’s back foot bandaged up?
August 7th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
We don’t want her here! (The UK!)
August 7th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
Sorry, Sparkles…we took the Beckhams, you get Britney–it’s only fair!
August 7th, 2007 at 11:50 pm
Is she strangling the dog?
August 8th, 2007 at 12:47 am
I love how it’s going to be for “60 fans”. That’s probably all the London airport Hilton’s karaoke bar will hold…..
August 8th, 2007 at 7:54 am
The dog has shoes on dumb ass!
August 8th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
I love her back and butt sweat too. She looks pretty thin, but she is also getting a funked up meth face. Maybe she has some low-class redneck suburbia issues that we haven’t discovered yet. It would answer some questions as to why she does what she does.