Britney Spears bagged a new friend: ultra-cheesy magician Criss Angel. Witnesses spotted Criss escorting Britney to the Tower Beverly Hills Hotel last night, where they held hands (ew, ew, ew!) and took the elevator to a suite on the 11th floor.

The best part of the story? According to an X-17 photographer, Britney’s bodyguard left the hotel shortly after they arrived and headed to 7-11, where he reportedly bought a box of condoms. Classy!

10 Responses to “Ew, Ew, Ew Alert”
  1. RubberSoul says:

    Does she EVER see those fucking hillbilly kids of hers? I nominate K-Fed as Father of the Year.

  2. KikiBH says:

    Those boots are unacceptable. She should lose custody of her children based on her poor shoe choices alone.

  3. katblue says:

    I am going to vomit.

  4. Nomi says:

    [quote comment="119586"]Those boots are unacceptable. She should lose custody of her children based on her poor shoe choices alone.[/quote]

    YES.

  5. Ali_G says:

    Wow!!! The two biggest ho-bags finally collide!I think I just shed a tear..Wow she really is messed up looking. Of course, so is he. I wonder how much booze it took for them to get it on

  6. BellezzeGossip says:

    Britney Spears con Angel Criss Insieme? (Video)…

    Mi trovo a dover postare di nuovo Britney Spears che ultimamente sta invadendo le notizie e non si finisce di pubblicarne una che ne esce subito una nuova.

    E’ accaduto un fatto strano e incredibile! la Pop star é stata avvistata in compagnia di…

  7. BellezzeGossip says:

    Britney Spears con Angel Criss Insieme? (Video)…

    Mi trovo a dover postare di nuovo Britney Spears che ultimamente sta invadendo le notizie e non si finisce di pubblicarne una che ne esce subito una nuova.

    E’ accaduto un fatto strano e incredibile! la Pop star é stata avvistata in compagnia di…

  8. j catherton says:

    Shame—-Brittainy isn’t that hot of a chick

  9. j catherton says:

    [quote comment="120108"]Shame—-Brittainy isn’t that hot of a chick[/quote]

    O agilla o maria mashatra she fous ala folle

  10. Ta2dMom says:

    There’s not enough bleach in the world to get that hotel room clean after those too have been rooting around in it.