According to OK!, Britney Spears is considering fleeing to London in an effort to keep from losing her two sons in a custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline. A source told the magazine Britney feels leaving LA for London is her “only hope” of keeping her children.
In an effort to blend into the local population, Brit recently began working on an English accent. Brilliant.
A friend said: “She thinks her only hope is to move to London for a fresh start.
“She is so scared about losing her boys that her mind is racing trying to think of how to keep them.
“Britney thinks she can arrive in London and blend in with the locals. But she doesn’t have a clue how to write a check.”
Although the report is unconfirmed, Britney reportedly went on a whirlwind trip yesterday, flying from LA to Belgium, from Belgium to France, and then returning to LA in the same day. Hello, crazy lady.
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August 23rd, 2007 at 11:16 am
We were able to unload Vadge and the contemptible Paltrow on England, but I doubt Spears is remotely intelligent enough to kick it there. Here’s hoping she ODs in Pete Doherty’s hotel room.
August 23rd, 2007 at 11:23 am
Go!!! Really Brit, GO! Although, I don’t know what she thinks it’ll help to move there, now that he knows this, I doubt she’ll be allowed to see the kids anymore for fear of her abducting them to another country. And even if she did get them over there, it’s not like she’d really blend in and they couldn’t find her. That girl is an idiot. Oh and I can’t wait to hear her horrible country/British accent. Those two will go together really well. (whatever)
August 23rd, 2007 at 11:50 am
Oh great the next generation of reality shows. “The Running Britney”. Seeing Britney try to go on the lam with her kids and try to blend in with normal people would be hilarious. She’s going to do what? Waitress for tips at clubs around Europe while outwitting international police at every turn. I don’t think she’s that smart. More likely she’s trying to enroll her kids at the Harry Potter school she’s heard so much about. It’s suppose to be in England somewhere right?
August 23rd, 2007 at 11:58 am
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August 23rd, 2007 at 12:02 pm
uh well she couldn’t even take them to Vegas with her, the shit would hit the fan if she tried to take them out of the country!
August 23rd, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Too bad she isn’t going to Mars…but then in her mind she is in outer space.
August 23rd, 2007 at 5:18 pm
Sweet, maybe she could shack up with Madonna. And they could have all sorts of fake conversation with fake British accents.
August 23rd, 2007 at 7:51 pm
[quote comment="121136"]Sweet, maybe she could shack up with Madonna. And they could have all sorts of fake conversation with fake British accents.[/quote]
Madonna could refer Brit to her pretend-dialect coach.
August 23rd, 2007 at 10:09 pm
Britney’s bonkers if she thinks she will be able to live a quiet life in Britain. The British tabloid media is relentless and vicious.
August 26th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
I hope that the kids get taken and then she leaves. I don’t have a clue to what it is like in England, but somehow I doubt that they take her seriously. She is in great need of a reality check.
Its just really sad to see anyone go this far down, but maybe with the way that Brit, Paris, and Nichole etc…. have been going down hill, maybe the next generation will have better sense.
August 26th, 2007 at 6:46 pm
I hope that the kids get taken and then she leaves. I don’t have a clue to what it is like in England, but somehow I doubt that they take her seriously. She is in great need of a reality check.
Its just really sad to see anyone go this far down, but maybe with the way that Brit, Paris, and Nichole etc…. have been going down hill, maybe the next generation will have better sense.