The Los Angeles Highway Patrol pulled over Britney Spears and her gaggle of gays while they were on their way to Las Vegas last night. Sadly, it wasn’t for DUI: homegirl was apparently in a wicked hurry to get to Vegas (oh Criss Angel, you chick magnet) and hit a speed trap.

Britney went over a mile before she finally pulled over for the police cars trailing behind her. She, of course, used the tired “paparazzi were chasing me” excuse to explain her excessive speed. Police let her off with a warning, but had a passenger in the car drive the rest of way.

2 Responses to “Britney Spears: Criminal”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    So, let the paparazzi chase you at a slower rate of speed. You don’t have to outrun them, you’re not going to outrun them, so follow the speed limit and then you won’t get pulled over.
    Just tell them the truth, you were speeding because, like myself, you think the speed limit is only a suggestion ;).

  2. Anonymous says:

    paps chase me ALL THE TIME!