Owen Wilson was reportedly rushed to the hospital today in Los Angeles. Although St. John’s hospital listed his condition as “dehydrated,” the actor had a criminal attorney on hand at the hospital. Umkay?

Wilson was hospitalized in a serious incident Sunday in Los Angeles, sources tell the Enquirer and Star magazine exclusively in a joint news gathering operation.

Wilson is being treated for what is described by a close source as “a very serious condition.” The prognosis at first was grim but now has been upgraded and Wilson has been stabilized and will transfer to another hospital.

Police were present at the hospital and at least one well known Los Angeles criminal attorney was also there.

Doctors rushed to treat Wilson after he was brought in by ambulance.

Sources told the tab Owen will undergo “detox” for some unknown “condition.”

4 Responses to “Owen Wilson Rushed to Hospital”
  1. margaretta says:

    Condition: Advanced hair product seepage

  2. Darth Paul says:

    He sucks even more than I thought- he can’t even do suicide correctly!

  3. Ta2dMom says:

    I HATE looking at his nose. It’s so weird.

  4. cmannese says:

    you people are sick to make fun of someone going through such a difficult time. Shame on you!!