Paris Hilton helped a worse-for-the-wear Brandon Davis celebrate his 27th birthday at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night. Although the birthday boy opted for greasy hair and a yucky t-shirt, Paris dressed up in her prettiest dress and jewels for the occasion. Little did she know she could have worn her old Lynwood jail coveralls and fit in perfectly.
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August 30th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
This is a good example of not being able to pin down where your going out to before you get ready for your date.
Guy calls Girl on cell: “Want to catch a dinner together tonight?”
Girl replies: “Yeah, just give me a few hours to get ready.”
Guy replies “OK, Catch ya later” then hangs up.
Later the Guy turns up at the Girl’s door. The door opens and the two of them spot what each other are wearing.
Girl looks like a million bucks. Guy looks like he mowed the lawn and didn’t shower.
Girl asks the IMPORTANT question: “Where’re we going?”. Guy replies “Burger King?”
This has happen to me at least once.
At least Brandon took her to a nice place when he realized his mistake in wardrobe. They probably blamed thier PA’s for screwing up the IMPORTANT follow-up call.
As for my date, please don’t ask how it ended. She was very overdressed for Burger King.
August 30th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Aren’t these a perfect duo….The devil made them and the devil put them together
August 30th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
Robert, that’s a nice fantasy, but this is Brandon Davis we’re talking about and that greasy douche ALWAYS looks like that. I’m sure it had nothing to do with him just dressing “wrong” but just him being him.
He’s gross.
August 30th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
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August 30th, 2007 at 9:38 pm
It looks like he’s wearing a mask.
August 30th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
What is with his eye? It looks all bloody n’stuff…
August 31st, 2007 at 9:51 am
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