Ok, I’m exaggerating, but that’s kinda/sorta the sentiment a judge issued today while ruling over Britney Spears’ and Kevin Federline’s custody dispute. The judge claimed “there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by (Britney).” He ordered Britney “to undergo testing for the use of controlled substances and alcohol,” which will be conducted randomly twice a week. Oh snap.

The documents underscore the bitterness in the custody battle. Judge Scott Gordon ruled that “Each party is restrained from making derogatory remarks about the other party and the other party’s family or significant other…”

The judge also prohibits Brit and K-Fed from “using corporal punishment with the minor children and from allowing anyone else to do so.”

The judge also ordered the battling parents “to engage in joint co-parenting counseling.” The order continues, “Each party is ordered to complete the PARENTING WITHOUT CONFLICT program.”

The judge went on, “Neither party shall consume alcohol, or other non-prescription controlled substance during or for the 12 hours immediately preceding any period such party is responsible for the health and safety of the minor children.”

Despite rampant rumors, Britney did not lose custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. According to the judge’s order, no changes were to be made in the 50/50 custody split between Britney and Kevin.

3 Responses to “Judge to Britney: You’re a Crackhead”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    I’m glad to see he’s actually making them BOTH be responsible. He should probably have made Kevin do the same testing that he makes Brit do, but it’s a step in the right direction.

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  3. Oh Hey, Open Container | says:

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