Despite reports claiming Michael Jackson married his children’s nanny, Grace SomethingOrOther, a rep for Jacko said the rumors are completely untrue. Oh thank, God: there’s still a chance I might get in those pants!

“Wide spreading reports regarding Michael Jackson being married are not true. Documents stating otherwise are a hoax,” Jackson rep Raymone Bain said.

Here I come, PYT…  

4 Responses to “Good News: Michael Jackson Didn’t Marry a Woman”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    Like it matters if he’s married? He’s been married before. I bet he’s trying to keep an eye out for a single mom. Easier targets that way. :puke:

  2. lisa says:

    He doesn’t want to marry a women. He wants to be a Women.

  3. Bri says:

    You all need to leave him alone. I am sick and tired of people doing this.It’s so rude. You know, all of you, that Michael is a wonderful person. I know the only reason you stupid people like doing this is because you think it’s funny and cool. Well let me tell you somthing bub,it’s not one bit cool or funny.Michael Jackson is pure MAN!!! This also bring me up to the reason why his skin is white is because he has a skin desease called “Vitaligo”. I know 12 people who have that same deasease!! Just to let you know how I feeel about Michael, he is a wonderful, sweet, loving, carring, increadaly cute man!! STOP SAYING LIES ABOUT HIM!!

    Everybody is the same

  4. Fuck you Bri says:

    Dear Bri,
    FUCK YOU!.

    1.That disease you say he has doesnt affect all your skin, its just spots you fucking moron.

    2.I bet you would know how micheal is “pure man” since he probably rapped/molested you and ur brothers and maybe your father too, he’s a fucking pedophile you dumb ass.

    3.He’s probably “wonderful, sweet, loving, carring, increadaly man” up untill he gets in little kiddies pants, and im not so sure about the “cute” part, i guess having a nose that looks like excess skin from lindsay lohan’s cunt turns u on u fucking twisted freak, thats if it stays on.

    4.Fuck you!