The almost always unreliable News of the World reported today that Britney Spears is desperate to get back with ex-husband Kevin Federline. Poor Britters reportedly flipped her wig when she heard KFed hooked up with Playmate Nicole Narain, and as a way of copping, began talking about moving to Cuba. Umkay?
A source close to Federline told me: “Britney’s bouncing off the walls with rage and has been calling Kev day and night to check he’s not with Nicole.
“She’s desperately jealous and wants to keep Kevin’s attention on her. She wants him back. She thinks by getting Kevin back he’ll drop the custody battle—but that’s not going to happen.”
Things don’t look good for Brit, who was ordered to have psychological tests after a secret LA court hearing on Friday.
Friends say she wanted to end it all last week in Hollywood Hills when she made a number of calls to the Befrienders hotline, the same as our Samaritans.
A pal revealed: “She’s crying all the time. It’s not the first time she’s been suicidal.”
Pals say she is now considering fleeing to Cuba with sons Sean, two, and year-old Jayden.
One friend said: “She’s terrified of losing her sons. There are no extradition laws in Cuba, so she thinks it’s her only hope.”
I think the Cuba thing is an excellent idea. Maybe Britters could hook up with Fidel Castro? Get pregnant or something?
Well, you know, if he’s not dead or whatever.
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September 30th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
looking at that photo, I’m thinking Red Bull should pay her to not be seen with their product all the time.
September 30th, 2007 at 11:06 pm
I know it goes without saying at this point, but that’s a bad look.
October 1st, 2007 at 12:33 am
Seriously, Cuba? She never fails to amaze me with her stupidity.
October 1st, 2007 at 11:38 am
Ugh. Where does she shop for her clothes, Ross? She’s dressing a bit more modestly, but I don’t know that this fake jacquard-loomed look is any better than the slut-tart look on her. The hats alone are a major crime against our eyeballs. That white blouse thing she wore to the recording studio the other day was just gross. The lace on this thing she’s wearing is okay, but the fabric and cut on her are just…yuck. She’s a bazillionaire and she goes out looking like this? Honestly I think celebrities should be able to go out looking casual if they want to, but what we’ve seen time and again with Britney is that she actually seems to be trying to dress up, but ends up looking like a crazed meth hooker flagging down passing cars on Main Street. Off your meds much, dear? She’s just really, really without an ounce of class, isn’t she.