• Because he’s tested negative for drugs over the past six weeks, a London judge gave Pete Doherty yet another opportunity to avoid jail. Cracky crack crack. [DM]
  • Lou Pearlman might be a child molestor? No way! P.S. I love it when you call me Big Poppa. [WW]
  • Just when you think Joe Francis couldn’t get sleazier, he pulls one out. [Defamer]
  • The son of George Bush’s former chief of staff of the Council on Environmental Quality is a douchebag and should know better than to commit hate crimes. I hope jail is a miserable experience for him. [Towleroad]
  • Legendary NYC party boy Dean Johnson was found dead in Washington DC last week. [NYP]
  • Good news: Britney Spears can drive in Louisiana. [TMZ]
  • Disgruntled James Frey readers can expect their refund checks to arrive shortly. [TSG]
3 Responses to “Celeb Crime Round Up”
  1. Nomi says:

    I don’t get why people were SO pissed off about James Frey’s book. I don’t care if he exaggerated things or made some stuff up, that man can write his ass off. I was actually a little relieved that it wasn’t all true.

  2. Ta2dMom says:

    I agree with Nomi about James Frey, but, to write it as an autobiography and then have half of it be fictional, pisses people off sometimes ;).
    But yeah, he can write amazingly.

    Oh and Joe Francis is a disgusting pig. :::puke:::

  3. Laura says:

    Did anyone see the South Park spoof of the whole James Frey thing? Hysterical! Oh, and I agree, I thought it was totally overblown, dude still wrote an excellent book.