Hooker-haired “Rock of Love” loser Heather Chadwell told the New York Post she recently quit stripping, and plans to move to Hollywood to pursue a career in show business. As if that wasn’t enough lulz on it’s own, she said she’s going to live with fellow “Rock of Love” losers Brandi C and Kristia. To balance out the estrogen in the house, Chris Crocker, aka Britney Spears’ biggest fan, will be living with them as well.

Oh Lord have mercy on their neighbors.

“I’m moving to LA as soon as my house sells,” she told The Post yesterday.

In LA, Heather is moving in with former cast mates Brandi C. and Kristia, she says.

And rounding out the four-bedroom house they plan on getting together will be Chris Cocker of YouTube fame.

“He’s funny and hilarious,” Heather says of Cocker. “He’s very flamboyant and he’s controversial which is awesome . . . I think a reality show with the four of us in L.A. would be a great idea.”

Heather, who has given up the stripper life, says she hopes to capitalize on her newfound celebrity in Hollywood.

“I’d love to host ‘Wild On’ on E! or maybe get into acting,” she says.

And the possibility of a “Rock of Love” spin-off - perhaps like “I Love New York” - is very much alive, she says.

“They’re flying me out next week to talk about a few things,” she says.

I’m betting they all end up working as prostitutes within a month.

4 Responses to “This Sounds Like a Trainwreck”
  1. CocoabutteR says:

    oh jesus.

  2. Ta2dMom says:

    She could find work immediately as a Wynonna Judd impersonator.

    Oh and I can tell you, I wouldn’t be able to look away if they really did make a reality show from that house.
    It would be trash-tastic!

  3. Enmity says:

    I was wondering why chris crocker was in brandi c’s top 8. bitch add me back on myspace heather!

  4. CKDexterHaven says:

    She looks like every female American Gladiator. Every hair style is a different one. All orange and icky.