• Dickface vandals broke into the Orsay Museum in Paris and punched a hole in Monet’s masterpiece, Le Pont d’Argenteuil. Thanks, you brainless assholes, now there’s one less Monet for my future children to enjoy. [AP]
• Police issued a warrant for Beanie Sigel’s arrest. The rapper is wanted for auto theft. [TMZ]
• A British coroner’s jury is headed to Paris to retrace Princess Diana’s final path. [AP]
• The Anna Nicole Smith “death photos” controversy continues. [Insider]
• Sean “Diddy” Combs agreed to take financial responsiblity for his sixth child, although he initially denied being the father. [WBP]
• OJ Simpson tried to satisfy the civil judgment against him with a fake Rolex. ‘Cause he’s classy and stuff. [Celebitchy]
• The FBI allegedly confiscated the naked photos of a underaged Kim Kardashian. [DH]

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