Charlie Sheen reportedly agreed to have his 13 tattoos removed in an effort to appease his fiancee, Brooke Mueller. Page Six claimed Brooke absolutely hates Charlie’s tattoos, and after hearing a description of some them, I don’t blame her hating them.
Sheen, who spent his early years partying hard and bedding a bevy of actresses, doesn’t remember getting some of the gruesome tats, including a dragon with glasses and a stingray on his left ankle. A wooden sign nailed to his chest above his heart reads, “Back in 15 minutes.” That one was originally meant to be an ashtray, he said, but went horribly wrong. Sheen can’t even remember the year he got it. One tattoo he’s already had lasered off is the “Denise,” for ex-wife Denise Richards, on his left wrist.
Can you imagine waking up every morning and seeing “Back in 15 Minutes” tattooed on your husband’s chest? Barf.
Speaking of Denise Richards, homegirl is selling her 5,188-sq.-ft. home in Hidden Hills, CA for $3.9 million. Denise already bought a new, larger home in the same town for about $4.6 million, which brings me to an important question: how can a D-lister like Denise Richards afford a $4.6 home?

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October 8th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
maybe she get residuals from that James Bond movie she did 10 years ago. that thing is on TNT every other day.
October 8th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
When you pop out a couple of kids from a guy who makes $20 million a year on TV, you put a few bucks in your pocket.
October 9th, 2007 at 10:25 am
Wow, see, that’s why I go to a reputable artist that doesn’t allow anyone to get tattooed when they’re under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
October 9th, 2007 at 11:14 am
That wicked sweet tatty of the dragon with sunglasses would look so fly with my “Party Naked” half shirt and my Members Only jacket.
Christ, he has the tattoos of a dude that works at a county fair.