Only hours after leaving a Utah rehab clinic, Lindsay Lohan brokered a deal to tell “her story” to OK! Magazine. Lindsay set up the exclusive interview with the mag, along with what I’m sure will be an insanely cheesy photo shoot. Hopefully she won’t tote around the AA book for these photos.

USA Today got a sneak peek at the interview.

“I’m staying in Utah until it’s time to shoot Dare to Love Me,” Lohan says, “and then I plan on returning to Utah so I can stay focused and avoid other distractions.”

But she’s not saying goodbye to the Hollywood industry. “Absolutely not, never! I’m here to stay,” says the actress. “My talent is a gift, and I’m going to use it in the right way.”

Lohan checked into Cirque Lodge in early August, days after her second DUI arrest in less than two months. That second arrest, she says, was her “rock-bottom. Everything in my life came to a point where I had to make a decision; the arrest that night helped me come to a point where I had to make one.”

Lohan says she plans on surrounding herself “with good people who have their hearts and their minds in the right places.”

Lohan says her rehab experience was “sobering” and “humbling. It made me look at myself, and all of the people, places and things in my life in a different way. I was in there for substance abuse, after all.”

Still, relapse is on her mind. “If I wasn’t (worried), I’d be living in denial. Temptation is always there, but now I’ll avoid it the right way.”

“My talent is a gift.” What the hell is she talking about? Has she ever seen any of her own movies?

9 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan: Forever Desperate for Publicity”
  1. zenobia says:

    Her dad is totally putting off the creep vibe in those pics.

  2. Ta2dMom says:

    That shit is cheesier than those new Taco Bell commercials. :::PUKE:::

  3. RubberSoul says:

    [quote comment="137466"]Her dad is totally putting off the creep vibe in those pics.[/quote]

    Totally. Creepy McCreepster. Also, how come every person who comes out of rehab has that same disembodied smiley face and parrots those same corny platitudes? She should just admit she’s a crackhead and she likes it.

  4. Darth Paul says:

    I’ll give her points for being consistently deluded. Also, I’m guessing we’ll find PapaLo with an underaged hooker and/or a fat stash of something soon enough. Those born-again types are just too predictable.

  5. lisa says:

    Her father scares the crap out of me. These pictures are just wrong.

    “That’s all I’m sayin”

  6. RubberSoul says:

    Ya know, I just noticed, I think dude is coppin’ a feel!

  7. Alyk says:

    [quote comment="137489"]Ya know, I just noticed, I think dude is coppin’ a feel![/quote]

    I heard from an exclusive source that he had his hand up her ass when these photos were taken.

    *Exclusive source = me

  8. CocoabutteR says:

    why can’t my dad be that way with meeeeeeeeeee?

  9. Snowblood says:

    You guys ever seen “Georgia Rule?” That was actually spot-on acting for Lindsay, and I swear on all that’s unholy that her inspiration for that part came directly from terrible personal experience. Michael Lohan majorly gives me the creeps; he totally strikes me as an emotionally manipulative, sexually abusive, sweet-talking punchy dad, I swear it, I bet he’s been messing with Linds since thirteen or so. I would so, SO not be surprised. It would explain a hell of a lot. And I love that girl, I think she really is hella talented, but SOOoooo messed up in the heart & head, she’s gonna be roughin’ it with the drugs booze & sluttiness for another good ten, fifteen years, mark my words, but I bet she still makes movies the whole time and I bet she gets better roles and more deep stuff as she goes along.

    But Michael Lohan is Creep Dad of the Year, on the real.