In a scene straight out of a Quentin Tarantino film, Charlie Sheen and a bodyguard frantically tried to dispose of the body of a Real Doll after a foursome went wrong and Charlie chopped the Real Doll’s hand off in a fit rage. No really, that’s what happened.

A few years back, we’re told, he bought a $6,000 anatomically correct latex girl dressed in a cheerleader’s outfit. According to an insider, Sheen was quite open about the doll, even bringing it to the set of his old show “Spin City.”

But then came the night when, according to our source, Sheen tried to get two female party companions interested in a foursome with the bouncy cheerleader.

“They couldn’t stop laughing at him,” says the snitch. “Charlie got so mad that he ran the girls out of his house. Then he took a meat cleaver and chopped one of the doll’s hands off. He and his bodyguard tried to dispose of it, like it was a real body. They wrapped it in a blanket and drove around in the middle of the night till they found a Dumpster.”

OT: I would absolutely hate to be Charlie Sheen’s neighbor. I don’t need to see him in his backyard digging a grave for his Real Doll at 4 in the morning, you know?

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