According to the News of the World (meh, whatev), Lindsay Lohan is totes broke! The tab claimed the actress spent over $7 million of her fortune on hotels, drugs, rehab stints, designer clothes, and legal fees. But really, is there a better way to spend one’s fortune? What’s she gonna do? Give that shit to charity? Pfft.

A source close to the star revealed: “Lindsay doesn’t have much choice as she is totally broke. The only reason she’s coming back to LA, is to earn some money fast. She still thinks nothing of blowing thousands of dollars on a single night of partying. And the amount she has wasted putting cocaine up her nose is disgusting. Even she has lost count.”

She lived for most of last year in Hollywood’s opulent Chateau Marmont hotel, spending $450,000 on her $1,200-a-night suite, as well as another $1,000,000 having chauffeurs on 24-hour standby.

Added to that were endless bottles of Cristal champagne at $550 a pop—until the unpaid bills got too much and she was evicted.

Another $350,000 has gone on luxury Mercedes and BMWs, followed by huge bills for expensive lawyers to defend her on drink-driving and drugs charges.

She spent $1 million on clothes, $70,000 on tanning and hair-styling, and well over $500,000 on partying.

News of the World claimed Lindsay was forced to sell off her $1 million NYC apartment and her $2.85 million place in LA because she couldn’t keep up with the mortgage payments. Lindsay will reportedly stay with friends while in LA this month filming Dare to Love Me.

3 Responses to “Leggings and Cigarettes are Really Expensive”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    “as well as another $1,000,000 having chauffeurs on 24-hour standby.”
    And yet, she still ended up with all those DUI’s and hit and runs?
    Really? Why didn’t you call your million dollar limo service a few more times Linds?

  2. RubberSoul says:

    [quote comment="138649"]“as well as another $1,000,000 having chauffeurs on 24-hour standby.”
    And yet, she still ended up with all those DUI’s and hit and runs?
    Really? Why didn’t you call your million dollar limo service a few more times Linds?[/quote]

    Don’t get too shook up, honey. Consider the source (News of the World). That number is impossibly high. She may well be broke, but it wasn’t from hiring limos.

  3. illstabyou says:

    Leggings and Cigarettes are Really Expensive …

    And so are 80’s Iron Maiden shirts on eBay!

    I was bidding an Iron Maiden “I Can Play With Madness” t-shirt a few months back it got to something stupid like $200. I’m convinced that she’s the one who outbid me. Gah! I hate her!