They said it wouldn’t last, and they were right: just a few months after meeting him on a Hollywood street corner, Paris Hilton ended her relationship with Swedish tourist Alex Vaggo. A source close to Paris claimed the former pizza delivery boy was “too boring” for the non-stop excitement-loving heiress.
“She loved his good looks, but she gets bored very quickly, and he was just too shy and quiet for her. She likes bad boys.”
Friends said Alex is already back in Sweden. Bummer, Brintey would have been all over Paris’s leftovers.

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October 17th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Nice grandma hair. Looks great with the dead things stuck to her jacket.
October 17th, 2007 at 4:11 pm
1800 herpes
October 17th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Lucky him. Pity he’s soiled for life, though.
October 17th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
she has the same haircut as my grandma.
October 17th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
Aw what a cute gay boy! And the Swede isn’t too bad either!
October 17th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Oh well what hope is there for any of us if these two crazy kids can’t make it?
BARF.
October 18th, 2007 at 8:42 am
When I delivered pizza I could hardly wait for that order from Paris Hilton for the pizza with double anchovies!!