They said it wouldn’t last, and they were right: just a few months after meeting him on a Hollywood street corner, Paris Hilton ended her relationship with Swedish tourist Alex Vaggo. A source close to Paris claimed the former pizza delivery boy was “too boring” for the non-stop excitement-loving heiress.

“She loved his good looks, but she gets bored very quickly, and he was just too shy and quiet for her. She likes bad boys.”

Friends said Alex is already back in Sweden. Bummer, Brintey would have been all over Paris’s leftovers.

7 Responses to “Paris Hilton & Swedish Pizza Delivery Dude: Dunzo”
  1. Jess says:

    Nice grandma hair. Looks great with the dead things stuck to her jacket.

  2. reprezenn says:

    1800 herpes

  3. Darth Paul says:

    Lucky him. Pity he’s soiled for life, though.

  4. Enmity says:

    she has the same haircut as my grandma.

  5. Ali_G says:

    Aw what a cute gay boy! And the Swede isn’t too bad either! ;)

  6. Ta2dMom says:

    Oh well what hope is there for any of us if these two crazy kids can’t make it?
    BARF.

  7. DougHamilt says:

    When I delivered pizza I could hardly wait for that order from Paris Hilton for the pizza with double anchovies!!