Although it seems like a bad idea for someone to smack talk the judge presiding over their child custody case, Britney Spears is straight up bonkers, so she does what she wants.
Following Britney’s October 11 court appearance in which she asked the judge to allow her overnight visits with her sons, Britney hit up a Beverly Hills Neiman Marcus, where she was overheard trash-talking the judge.
First the pop star commandeered a dressing room (generally reserved for the disabled) to try on a slew of Juicy Couture dresses.
Then, after belting out Rihanna’s “Umbrella,” Spears told her assistant Bret she wanted her dog London. Learning the Yorkie was in Malibu, 27 miles away, she said, “F-k that. That will take us an hour to drive there. Can’t we have the dog messengered over?”
But Spears — within earshot of an Us reporter and other shoppers — saved her choicest words for the judge in her custody battle with Kevin Federline, L.A. County commissioner Scott M. Gordon, whose court she had just departed after a 45-minute face-off.
“I hate my judge,” Spears declared to Bret. “He is so mean. Just an old fart. He told me I was being catty with him, but he was being catty with me and paid me no respect at all.”
Her verdict?
“His job is to sit there and tell people what to do,” Spears said. “And that’s just so sad, because he gets off on it.”
Um, yes, generally it is a judge’s job to tell other people what to do, and generally it is a mother’s job to do everything possible to keep custody of her effing kids.
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October 18th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
“Can’t we have the dog messengered over?”
Better yet, why don’t you have it emailed to your cell phone? That’d be the quickest way, wouldn’t it?
(For the love of God, somebody TERMINATE her parental rights!)
October 18th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
What a mess! She doesn’t even care that she can’t see her kids anymore. If they shut down Starbucks, bitch would be raising freaking hell!!
October 18th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
“I hate my judge,” Spears declared to Bret. “He is so mean. Just an old fart. He told me I was being catty with him, but he was being catty with me and paid me no respect at all.”
Here’s something you might not know Brit, but you have to EARN respect. You OWE him respect because he’s earned it. He IS, in fact, in charge of what happens with you and your kids. You might take some time and ACTUALLY BE respectable and then he MIGHT give you some respect.
October 20th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Brit looks God-awful, but those frappuccinos look really good. I want one, right now.
October 23rd, 2007 at 11:49 am
One:
How is any of this official?? Who cares if she cut down the judge? Its not like any of you have ever bad mouthed someone because you were upset things werent going your way. For instance, you get a ticket… youre mad at the cop.. he’s only doing his job and afterall, you were the one that broke the law. GUILTY!
Two:
How dare you say she doesnt care about her kids! If she didnt want to see them or have them or didnt care at all, then why would she be in a CUSTODY BATTLE???!!!!! And you say she’s the dumb bimbo bottle blonde. How about a reality check for yourself sweetie?
And dont give me that publicity act bulls-t, Brit has a solid fanbase and she doesnt need to do jack crap to prove herself to anyone. So what she was shopping and wanted her dog. People handle their emotions in different ways. I, as Brit obviously does, like to shop when im upset and i love to have my beloved pooch with me. Animals are deeply consoling.
No, she’s not perfect. But arent there other things much worse that could be happening? Is she beating or molesting her kids? NO! are you perfect, No! maybe thats why you bash on her. It makes you feel better about your pathetically flawed life.