Tom Cruise gushed to Entertainment Tonight about his upcoming first wedding anniversary with captive Katie Holmes. The actor claimed the moment that most stood out during his November nuptials to Katie was the moment he first saw her as his bride. Whatever the hell that means.

“I think every person has it when they look at their bride. That’s something that I’ll never forget.”

And, despite the frenzy of fans and media surrounding the wedding, which took place at Odescalchi Castle in Lake Bracciano, Italy, Cruise said the day managed to remain “personal.”

“It was very beautiful,” he said. “As big as it was from the outside, it was a very personal experience and something obviously I’ll never forget.”

Tom Cruise can go eff himself, because Mr Alyk and I will be celebrating our sixth wedding anniversary on December 7, otherwise known as the day everything bad happens… well, except us getting married, but tons of other fucked up shit happened on December 7.

12 Responses to “Ew: Tom Cruise Gets Mushy”
  1. lisa says:

    What’s with the haircut. He really looks scary-FREAK!!

    Mr Alyk, you are definetely the lucky one!! “I’m just sayin”

  2. DickieV says:

    Oh hey, Cool Hitlerbilly hairdo.

  3. Ta2dMom says:

    I can’t wait until he’s done filming this movie. :::puke:::
    That hair is KILLING me! Little Nazi freak!

  4. Ta2dMom says:

    Oh and I wonder if he still has those same memories of his first two brides?

  5. Laura says:

    Has she injected her lips? Or at least the lower one?

  6. Alyk says:

    [quote comment="141772"]Has she injected her lips? Or at least the lower one?[/quote]

    I think Tom might have punched her in the face for wearing heels.

  7. Ali_G says:

    Hahahaha^^^^ Funniest un-PC comment ever! And no need for me to post my first thought which was involving the Hitler hair cut. Who did that to him?? Will they be fired?

  8. Mr_Alyk says:

    [quote comment="141732"]What’s with the haircut. He really looks scary-FREAK!!

    Mr Alyk, you are definetely the lucky one!! “I’m just sayin”[/quote]

    According to Wikipedia, we were the only lucky ones that day. Everything bad in the history of the world happened on December 7.

  9. Triste says:

    If he were taller he could look down her dress.
    And I agree with Laura - looks like she had her lower lip injected. Doesn’t even look like her anymore.

  10. TheExpatriot says:

    He really looks like little Hitler. And he is vertically challenged. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  11. Mylf says:

    [quote comment="141756"]Oh and I wonder if he still has those same memories of his first two brides?[/quote]

    That’s what I was thinking.

    And Alyk, that was the best comment ever!

  12. AmyD says:

    I think they both look like paper dolls…ill-fitting clothing and hair. Just fold the tabs a little tighter next time.