Michael Lohan claimed the only way to get his family back together is through “reconciliation and redemption–across the board. Just all of us getting right with God.” Putting down the coke spoon might help too, but whatev.

Ex-con Michael said the root of his daughter Lindsay Lohan’s problems were caused by the ugly divorce between himself and ex-wife Dina, aka White Oprah. Michael and Lindsay reconciled during her latest trip to rehab, but the rest of the family has yet to warm up to born-again Michael. He said he understand he caused Lindsay’s problems, and just wants to heal stuff, you know, like Jesus.

Does Lohan blame himself for Lindsay’s troubles?

“Absolutely. How can I not? I mean, we lead by example,” Lohan said in an interview Wednesday with AP Television News.

He entered a Christian-based drug and rehabilitation center in West Babylon, N.Y., after he was released from prison in March. Lohan had repeatedly said Lindsay needed the same kind of treatment.

“I made a commitment when I was in there to God and to myself that, when I got out, I was going to do God’s work, and I was going to share with other people what I’ve been through and how God changed my life,” Lohan said.

He is now a spokesman for GodMen, which holds events designed to help Christian men renew their faith.

Lohan said he doesn’t care if people question the sincerity of his religious convictions.

“I’ve had such an effect on my family and my daughter Lindsay, and I want to show them through my example that you can right the wrongs and turn it around,” he said.

Lohan added: “And I hope that the grace that has been given to me can work through my family, and that we can come back to that same place in our hearts.”

Ok, who wants to join my new grindcore band, GodMen?

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