The hot Russian asshole from VH1’s reality show “America’s Most Smartest Model” isn’t just an abusive asshole on-screen, he’s reportedly a total dickface in real life too. Andre Birleanu, who famously shouted “Americans are stupid!,” was charged with sexual misconduct and aggravated harassment yesterday after he reportedly touched the genitalia of a 19 year old woman at NYC restaurant Cipriani Downtown.  

“He’s just a very, very scary, intimidating person,” his accuser told The Post. “He’s so explosive. You can see it in his eyes. He has this insane thing inside of him.”

“He touched my genitalia, and I immediately moved away,” she said. “Then I looked over, and he looked really upset . . . I went up to him. And he was standing there with his head down. He said something along the lines of ‘no.’

“He then grabbed my boob.”

Following his arraignment last night, Birleanu said, “I didn’t molest anyone . . . I already slept with that girl, so it’s strange she would say I touched her inappropriately.”

This wasn’t the first time police accused Andre of touching stuff: he served at least half a dozen stints in prison since 2000 on charges including assault, harassment, criminal contempt, criminal mischief and trespassing.

At the time of his arrest early yesterday morning, he was free on $3,500 bail for yet another bizarre incident involving a woman. On Oct. 17, Birleanu was charged with stalking, aggravated harassment and attempted assault on a model friend.

He is accused of leaving her a series of menacing messages, including two in which he allegedly threatened to break her legs. He tracked her down in the street and grabbed her hair, according to police records.

“I was in total shock,” that woman told The Post. “He pulled my hair once. He stopped. I crossed the street . . . I started running, and he screamed at me, ‘I’m going to break your f- - -ing legs.’ “

The model, who starred in ads for Converse and Saks Fifth Avenue, served a six month stint in Riker’s Island Prison in 2003 for harassment, contempt and assault.

Good job with casting, VH1!

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