Jonathan Rhys Meyers and his tiny, sleazy-looking mustache appeared on the cover of Details‘ latest issue, but don’t let that tiny mustache fool you: he’s all man, ladies!
“PUSSY!” Jonathan Rhys Meyers bellows. “I want pussy!”
“I said, ‘Pussy! Pussy!’” he shouts. “P-u-s-s-y.”
Ok, so I took that quote completely out of context. So what? The Red Sox won the World Series, and I can do what-evah I want! W-H-A-T-E-V-A-H!
P.S. I’m just kidding about doing what-evah I want. I mean, I’m not going to turn over any cars or anything. I’m just feeling a bit assy.

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October 29th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Ick.
October 29th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Mmm, pedo-chic.
October 29th, 2007 at 6:01 pm
Looks like Eric Roberts in Star 80!
October 29th, 2007 at 7:05 pm
Gayer than Dumbledore.
(That’s my new phrase by the way, what do you think?)
October 29th, 2007 at 9:23 pm
I like it!
October 29th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
Like the phrase babe.
That is one nasty mustache.
October 29th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
Not good. Why do some guys think they can get away with nasty shit like this just ’cause they’re hot? I don’t see Dita VonTeese letting her eyebrows go unplucked, or Charlotte Johannsen letting HER ’stache grow. It’s called G-R-O-O-M-I-N-G and it’s a good thing. I do like the “pedo-chic”, mamet. You may have something there.
October 30th, 2007 at 6:28 am
I misread that at first as “hot new trend - tiny muscles” and found it equally as appropriate
October 30th, 2007 at 8:19 am
That just looks so sleazy. What makes it worse though is that he’s got that full mouth so it makes it look so weird to have that little fuzzy line up there, looking like furry lip liner.
It’s not good.