Jonathan Rhys Meyers and his tiny, sleazy-looking mustache appeared on the cover of Details‘ latest issue, but don’t let that tiny mustache fool you: he’s all man, ladies!

“PUSSY!” Jonathan Rhys Meyers bellows. “I want pussy!”

“I said, ‘Pussy! Pussy!’” he shouts. “P-u-s-s-y.”

Ok, so I took that quote completely out of context. So what? The Red Sox won the World Series, and I can do what-evah I want! W-H-A-T-E-V-A-H!

P.S. I’m just kidding about doing what-evah I want. I mean, I’m not going to turn over any cars or anything. I’m just feeling a bit assy.

9 Responses to “Hot New Trend: Tiny Mustaches”
  1. Laura says:

    Ick.

  2. mamet says:

    Mmm, pedo-chic.

  3. topher says:

    Looks like Eric Roberts in Star 80!

  4. Pip says:

    Gayer than Dumbledore.

    (That’s my new phrase by the way, what do you think?)

  5. Laura says:

    I like it!

  6. Mylf says:

    Like the phrase babe.

    That is one nasty mustache.

  7. AmyD says:

    Not good. Why do some guys think they can get away with nasty shit like this just ’cause they’re hot? I don’t see Dita VonTeese letting her eyebrows go unplucked, or Charlotte Johannsen letting HER ’stache grow. It’s called G-R-O-O-M-I-N-G and it’s a good thing. I do like the “pedo-chic”, mamet. You may have something there.

  8. jdb says:

    I misread that at first as “hot new trend - tiny muscles” and found it equally as appropriate

  9. Ta2dMom says:

    That just looks so sleazy. What makes it worse though is that he’s got that full mouth so it makes it look so weird to have that little fuzzy line up there, looking like furry lip liner.
    It’s not good.