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Britney Spears and her new shady BFF Sam Lufti pulled a totes funny trick on the paparazzi yesterday: as Sam (who I suspect might be working for Al Qaeda) pumped the gas in Britters’ Mercedes, she motioned for the circling paparazzi to approach her. After she did this, wild and wacky Britters’ sprayed the lensmen with car windshield wiper fluid.

Oh Britters, you cad! You just crack me up with your antics. Actually, no, you don’t anymore: I think it might be time to shave your head again, just to bring the lulz once more.

3 Responses to “Britney Hates Paparazzi Like I Hate Free Puppies”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    Britney, there’s a saying “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you” It makes a lot of sense. They’re the only ones that are going to pay you any attention, don’t mess with them. What would you do if they DID leave you alone?
    Oh, here’s a thought, stop telling them where you’re going to be, then you might get some privacy.
    Hmmmm, interesting.

  2. Christa says:

    I don’t think she has a single chance in hell of ever being taken seriously again, although not once, EVER did i think the girl could sing!!!!! At least she used to be attractive in a disney channel kinda way, and the girl had a great body and could dance… Sad for her!! She is so disgusting and retarted anymore it’s annoying, entertaining but annoying.

  3. Pip says:

    That was funny, the washer fluid thing always is!