Britney Spears released a totes “shocking” promotional photo for her upcoming album, Blackout. The oh-so-risque shot shows Britters attempting to seduce a priest in a confessional booth.

Umkay, I’m guessing if this was a real-life event, it would have involved Britters pressing her Cheeto-stained fingers against the mesh divider and saying, “Do you think my fingers smell bad? My cousin Alli said my fingers always smell like diaper ointment, but I don’t believe her. I mean, I haven’t touched a baby in fucking days. You wanna go out later?”

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7 Responses to “My Priest Wouldn’t Be Impressed”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    Oooooh, so controversial. :::whatever:::
    If she wanted to make it realistic she should’ve dressed like an altar boy. :P

  2. Cristina says:

    hahaha exactly what I was thinkin hahaha!! britbrit is so boring….alterboys are way more fun! Any priest will tell u that!

  3. RubberSoul says:

    Britney should have been dressed up like an altar boy.

  4. Aspen says:

    She’s copying Madonna, Like A Prayer style.

  5. illstabyou says:

    If that were Danzig in the picture, I’d be impressed.

  6. Camile says:

    nothing is controversial now days.

  7. Luella DeVille says:

    I really love that her album is called “Blackout”. It just so appropriate.