Britney Spears released a totes “shocking” promotional photo for her upcoming album, Blackout. The oh-so-risque shot shows Britters attempting to seduce a priest in a confessional booth.
Umkay, I’m guessing if this was a real-life event, it would have involved Britters pressing her Cheeto-stained fingers against the mesh divider and saying, “Do you think my fingers smell bad? My cousin Alli said my fingers always smell like diaper ointment, but I don’t believe her. I mean, I haven’t touched a baby in fucking days. You wanna go out later?”

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October 30th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Oooooh, so controversial. :::whatever:::
If she wanted to make it realistic she should’ve dressed like an altar boy.
October 30th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
hahaha exactly what I was thinkin hahaha!! britbrit is so boring….alterboys are way more fun! Any priest will tell u that!
October 30th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Britney should have been dressed up like an altar boy.
October 30th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
She’s copying Madonna, Like A Prayer style.
October 30th, 2007 at 4:13 pm
If that were Danzig in the picture, I’d be impressed.
October 30th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
nothing is controversial now days.
October 30th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
I really love that her album is called “Blackout”. It just so appropriate.