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Britney Spears reportedly grew tired of her slutty nurse-pirate Halloween costume Monday night at Winston’s, so she did the logical thing: she forced a female bartender to trade costumes with her.

At about 1:30 a.m., Britney headed into the ladies room and was spotted chatting with a brunette female bartender. “While waiting for a stall to open up, Britney turned to the bartender, who was wearing a low-cut black dress, and said, ‘You have nice tits! Mine are all saggy!’ ” an eyewitness tells OK!. The bartender, somewhat dumbstruck by the comment, replied, ‘Thank you?!!” Brit then asked the girl, “Do you wanna change? I wanna switch outfits!! Let’s switch!!’”

“At this point, the bartender felt that she had no choice but to comply,” the eyewitness says. “The ladies proceeded to switch outfits and Britney happily walked back to her booth in the bartender’s duds. The bartender, clearly taken aback, but with a great attitude, went back behind the bar and continued serving drinks in Spear’s French maid outfit, telling patrons, ‘I’m wearing Britney’s costume, including her bra! She made me take her bra!’ ”

Brit left Winston’s, still wearing the bartender’s clothes. A memorable night by Britney Spears’ standards.

Strangely, I tried to do that to the lady behind the counter at Au Bon Pain this morning, and I didn’t get the same reaction. Whatev.

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6 Responses to “Oh Hey, Y’all, I’m a Slutty… Nurse-Pirate?”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    That girl is nuttier than a fruitcake.

  2. Mylf says:

    I prefer nuttier than peanut butter. :D

  3. Casey says:

    How about “nuttier than Chinese chicken salad?”

  4. reprezenn says:

    bitch got robbed by britney spears! britney changes clothes to escape the paparazzi. *rolls eyes*

  5. Alyk says:

    OT: seriously, I love Chinese chicken salad, so I would prefer it not be associated with Britters. I associate it with Ina Garten only.

  6. Nomi says:

    Ewwwww. I can’t believe the bartender put on Brit’s bra. I get it was all sweaty and gritty.